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Ten Things you'll find in the handbag of a Female
Bank Marketer
This list may not be exhaustive, but yet basic.
However, you have to be smart and observant to
notice some of these. Feel free to criticise and trash
this write-up if it doesn't appeal to you. Also, do not
be offended in anyway if you are a banker, especially
a female, I wrote this not to spite but just to start
your day. Enjoy!
1. Account Opening Package
Most of these people have an Account opening
package handy so they don't start running from
pillar to post when a prospects eventually gives
them the green light. Some who want to impress
these customers promise them speed of account
opening. So, once you say 'yes' to them, the account
opening starts there and then.
2. Other People's Cheques
Most times, these Bankers have cheques that do not
belong to them, though some may be written in
their favour. These cheques belong to customers
most times. Some of the chqs are from prospective
customers to open new accounts, Some of the chqs
are to be paid into the customers' existing accounts,
some are for them to withdraw cash and deliver to
the customer, some are post-dated chqs from
customers or colleagues whom they lent money to,
and some are cheques issued to them by their
benefactors, just to withdraw and 'chop' the money.
Lol.
3. Cash
We know what cash is used for. Some of these
moneys are the converts and replacements of the
chqs mentioned in 2 above, while others are for
fresh transactions, or to foot expensive outings if all
gimmicks to milk some man fails. It may also be for
shopping somewhere.
4. People's Passport Photographs
Mostly, these passports are for account opening, or
other data-gathering related activities as required of
the customers by the banks
5. Utility Bills
These are mostly for account opening. Either
Electricity bills, or House rent receipts, or letters of
introduction from employer, or associations
chairmen etc.
6. Means of Identification
This is either for account opening or account re-
activation, or any other official business as required.
So, you'll see things like International passport,
driving licence, Permanent voters card, or
association ID cards, etc, mostly their photocopies
with 'original copy sighted by me' written
somewhere.
7. Gift items
Sometimes you'll see a gift item, if it's small enough
to enter the bag. Some of these gifts are for either
customers or prospects, or their boyfriends, or for
people who'll give them access to a wealthy
customer. It could be something like a wrist-watch
or a perfume.
8. Perfume
The ladies would always want to smell fresh.
Sometimes, before they enter to see a customer or a
prospect, they'll do some puff-puff inside the car
before they step out.
9. Make-up Kit
These ladies would always want to look good, for
their spouses, and for their customers. They have
the expensive make-ups in town. They sometimes
apply different make-ups for different customers. If
they want to go and visit, say the president, they
would wear a very expensive make-up, and wear the
less expensive one when they want to see you, if you
are not so …. Once when I saw a not-so-beautiful
one, mehn, she was looking very beautiful. And
when other females engaged her, she confessed she
just bought the one they had told her about. She
said she never used it at home. She washes her face
before going home- her husband would skin her
alive if he knew she invested that much on make-up.
Women!
10. This one actually is for the promiscuous ones.
Some take both male and female condom along, for
those who care much about protecting themselves.
Cases abound of where some of them got pregnant
for customers. Some of them actually dirty the
waters for their male counterparts. Some of those
big men use them like they use them, use and drop.
Some of them call them by their bank names, and
have them in most of the banks. You know what I
mean here.
Sorry if there are typos here. No need correcting
me, unless you don't understand what I wrote. Have
a fun-filled day.
Bank Marketer
This list may not be exhaustive, but yet basic.
However, you have to be smart and observant to
notice some of these. Feel free to criticise and trash
this write-up if it doesn't appeal to you. Also, do not
be offended in anyway if you are a banker, especially
a female, I wrote this not to spite but just to start
your day. Enjoy!
1. Account Opening Package
Most of these people have an Account opening
package handy so they don't start running from
pillar to post when a prospects eventually gives
them the green light. Some who want to impress
these customers promise them speed of account
opening. So, once you say 'yes' to them, the account
opening starts there and then.
2. Other People's Cheques
Most times, these Bankers have cheques that do not
belong to them, though some may be written in
their favour. These cheques belong to customers
most times. Some of the chqs are from prospective
customers to open new accounts, Some of the chqs
are to be paid into the customers' existing accounts,
some are for them to withdraw cash and deliver to
the customer, some are post-dated chqs from
customers or colleagues whom they lent money to,
and some are cheques issued to them by their
benefactors, just to withdraw and 'chop' the money.
Lol.
3. Cash
We know what cash is used for. Some of these
moneys are the converts and replacements of the
chqs mentioned in 2 above, while others are for
fresh transactions, or to foot expensive outings if all
gimmicks to milk some man fails. It may also be for
shopping somewhere.
4. People's Passport Photographs
Mostly, these passports are for account opening, or
other data-gathering related activities as required of
the customers by the banks
5. Utility Bills
These are mostly for account opening. Either
Electricity bills, or House rent receipts, or letters of
introduction from employer, or associations
chairmen etc.
6. Means of Identification
This is either for account opening or account re-
activation, or any other official business as required.
So, you'll see things like International passport,
driving licence, Permanent voters card, or
association ID cards, etc, mostly their photocopies
with 'original copy sighted by me' written
somewhere.
7. Gift items
Sometimes you'll see a gift item, if it's small enough
to enter the bag. Some of these gifts are for either
customers or prospects, or their boyfriends, or for
people who'll give them access to a wealthy
customer. It could be something like a wrist-watch
or a perfume.
8. Perfume
The ladies would always want to smell fresh.
Sometimes, before they enter to see a customer or a
prospect, they'll do some puff-puff inside the car
before they step out.
9. Make-up Kit
These ladies would always want to look good, for
their spouses, and for their customers. They have
the expensive make-ups in town. They sometimes
apply different make-ups for different customers. If
they want to go and visit, say the president, they
would wear a very expensive make-up, and wear the
less expensive one when they want to see you, if you
are not so …. Once when I saw a not-so-beautiful
one, mehn, she was looking very beautiful. And
when other females engaged her, she confessed she
just bought the one they had told her about. She
said she never used it at home. She washes her face
before going home- her husband would skin her
alive if he knew she invested that much on make-up.
Women!
10. This one actually is for the promiscuous ones.
Some take both male and female condom along, for
those who care much about protecting themselves.
Cases abound of where some of them got pregnant
for customers. Some of them actually dirty the
waters for their male counterparts. Some of those
big men use them like they use them, use and drop.
Some of them call them by their bank names, and
have them in most of the banks. You know what I
mean here.
Sorry if there are typos here. No need correcting
me, unless you don't understand what I wrote. Have
a fun-filled day.
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