Main Page5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You.
After serving 1month ban from this section by a
mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this
wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks
crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.
1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for
you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a
killing from my business. There's no day I don't get
wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.
2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which
no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust
generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I
still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and
oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you
look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and
house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.
3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear
pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to
those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs.
It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love
curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look
handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2
left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your
legs will straighten.
4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't
mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures
with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in
my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me
just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different
though! Although I behave and talk very funny
sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm
funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious
guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl
out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny
+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a
positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even
knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.
5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your
fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or
have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys
strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One
summons enough courage and make a move by
approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and
see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly
friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes
and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.
If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool
dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel
shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you
because they will consider you as handsome too.
The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your
own face.
That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.
(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the
typos)
I love u mariolae.
mod I no not of, I got inspired to write this
wonderful masterpiece from reading Mr corks
crap in the other thread....... No #offeince.
1. Be Rich:
Be like me, work hard and be rich girls will trip for
you or your money.
I'm in my early 20's, I got a mattress shop... I earn a
killing from my business. There's no day I don't get
wooed by 2-3 girls(beautiful girls)
Girls love money like witch.
2. Dress clean like me:
I run a mattress shop in and open major road which
no doubt is bound to get me dirty due to excess dust
generated from bikes and cars in the environment, I
still take care of myself and my looks.
Cut your hair and wear suited cloths.
Don't buy cloths that aren't your size.
Lols some boys still wear fella trousers and
oversized shirts... Those kinds of cloth makes you
look laka old jobless villager. Only village girls and
house girls will fvck you for the rest of your life.
3. Curve legs or Straight legs:
This regime were everybody now choose to wear
pencil mouthed trousers can be a great disaster to
those guys with k-legs .
P-Trousers suit guys with curve legs or straight legs.
It makes then look smart and sharp. Many gurls love
curve legs.. In short, it turns their KunNi on.
Even if youre ugly , your curve legs will make ya look
handsome.
Unless you wash hand wowo sha!
So if your leg is bend in such a way that you have 2
left kegs (k-legs) just eat good food (calcium) so your
legs will straighten.
4. Be funny.
Although being funny is a natural thing, it doesn't
mean you shouldn't share jokes or funny gestures
with them girls.
Girls love funny guys, i'm a testimony to that. Back in
my sec-school days, girls always hangout with me
just so I will make'em laff.. My case is different
though! Although I behave and talk very funny
sometimes, I also have my serious modes. I'm
funny, but not a clown. Girls just like funny + serious
guys with little or no handsomeness.
If you're funny, you get the privilege to ask any girl
out (well not all girls sha! You need to be funny
+handsome like me to ask any girl out and expect a
positive result).
Girls fall in love with ugly funny guys without Even
knowing. If you ask them, they go say love is Blind.
5. Follow cute guys.
Lol, if you're ugly, don't you ever hangout with your
fellow ugly kinds because girls will never voice or
have time for you... Just imaging 3 ugly guys
strolling by the road and they see a beautiful.. One
summons enough courage and make a move by
approaching the girl.. The girl then turn back and
see your ugly face + the ugly faces of your ugly
friends 10meters away. She will just roll her eyes
and even slap your ugly face out of annoyance.
If you're ugly, hangout with handsome and cool
dudes.
Even if you're the wowoest among them, don't feel
shy.. Girls will be feeling and tripping for you
because they will consider you as handsome too.
The faces of your handsome friends will ignite your
own face.
That's it.
Wetin una think?
I was smoking when I wrote this.
(U didn't pay me to write, so I careless about the
typos)
I love u mariolae.
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